Andy, do you remember?

Andy,

Do you remember putting that plastic roach or spider in Mom’s bed?

Do you remember coming and telling me when she was about to find it?

Do you remember our excited giggles after she screamed?

Well, I have had something come into my life that reminds me of that.

Joel got for his cats, a pretty big mouse.

You would call it Kharma, I call it the law of reaping what you’ve sown!

The cats leave this thing about anywhere.  I never see them move it, but I always

Find it!  I screech and then remember doing the same thing to our Mother!

 

http://picasaweb.google.com/elmcneill/Kharma#5325416018230622482

White Petal Snowflakes

As I walked Bear and Chloe last weekend, I looked ahead and it looked like snowflakes on the ground, but it was pear tree blossoms.  It was very breathtaking.  One patch of “snow” was pink!  The dogs seemed to notice too.  They pushed their noses through the flakes.  At that time of the morning, we were the only ones enjoying the beauty. 

I’m feeling much better, but still waking up in the night with a cough.  It is annoying!

Scott’s guitar is doing much better.  I’m thinking that he is almost done.  He is spraying varnish (or whatever the end step is).  The fumes are coming out of our garage again.  Fortunately, it isn’t too smelly.

The kids are all doing well.  Rachel got her hair cut, it’s still long, but it looks very sharp!  Julia went out to UNC Greensboro yesterday.  She was pretty impressed with the campus.  It’s about 90 minutes away.  I’m not sure I’m too happy about her leaving home, but we will see what happens.  Joel will not be taking summer classes this year.  He needs to save up money to pay for his classes in the fall. 

I’ve been babysitting this week.  Aaron and Susannah are on track out for three weeks.  Jen is having to work full time for the next four months, so I have to watch the kids every morning.  She has found other alternatives for their afternoons.  I only have Susannah this morning.  We are going to make cards, so I’d better quit writing.  I realized that I forgot to eat breakfast, so I’d better eat first and then have fun!

governmentium

NEW ELEMENT DISCOVERED; ADDED TO THE PERIODIC TABLE

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to
complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause
more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.